Well, after a long, long absence. I'm back and I'm writing and stuff. I was in California selling security systems. Then I went to Vegas and sold there. Now, I'm living in a small town in the middle of no where with my parents.

Well, there is just this week and finals week left in school. That means I am almost done, however, it also means I have a crapload of crap due right quick. I've got this stupid portfolio web site that I have to finish. I sped the process up a bit by using the layout of this website but I still have got to write some crap for it; 4 descriptions of each of them categories on the left and a summary of this last term. I'm not entirely sure what any of those things are supposed to be about but I am pretty sure I have time to work on in it at school.

I finished what is possible the crappiest assignment I ever had to do (no offense, Dr. Fallon; it wasn't your fault that I hated it). Basically, everyone in the class wrote a paper evaluating "democracy in the U.S.A.". The teacher combined them into one word document spanning 31 pages and the assignment was to edit it down to around 10 pages. Oh. Freaking. Crap. Now, the actual editing: not that difficult. Reading through 31 pages written by your average "fresh from high school and now attending a division 1AA state college": nauseating. One thing that absolutely drove me to the brink of that black and gaping maw that is total brain liquefaction, is the fact that, regardless of what they were talking about or if it was accurate, nearly every paper could have been published in Al Jazzeera under the title of "Why We Wish to Destroy the Great Satan". Frickin nuts.

I added something to Rants & Writings section; you should go check it out.

On June 15th I'm going to California to sell security systems all door-to-door like. I won't have the internet where I am living so I suppose you are going to have to life without any updates until I get back, hehe. I get home sometime in late August so I suppose you can just start camping out at you computer, bringing up this page and repeatedly clicking "refresh" about half way through the month.

Until then, why don't you go post in my forums so I don't look like a complete douche bag.

I finally finished the midtem paper I was writing. I'll probably put it up with a summary; the statistics themselves are interesting enough to warrant a look. It was due at 5:00 PM today and I e-mailed to the professor at 4:52. Now, for the good of us all, you had better hope it gets delivered lest I be forced to declare war on all technology, resulting in a return to the Stone Age. And even then, I had better not catching anyone using any complex tools; two moving parts at the most you heretic swine! You don't believe me? Ask yourself this then: when did I last see a sting ray? TV doesn't count because you know they're using old footage or faking it. So, when was the last time you really saw sting ray? Been a while hasn't it? Yup, that's right: war declared on September 4th, 2006.

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Today, blemm is. Evil and stupidity take crushing blows; common sense, intelligence and humor let loose, from this website, a resounding "huzzah!"...